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<body text="#FFFFFF" vlink="#00FF00"> <hr> <h3 align="center">This is the Homepage of one Daniel "Dan" Steiner, a person of great import in our time. He'll make you laugh, he'll make you cry. He'll make you watch TV. Mr. Steiner is a man of many talents; He can draw, he can write, he can drink, and he can sing the commercial for Freedom Rock. See why his page, The Internet Clog, is truly loved by Good, and feared by Evil. </h3> <h4 align="center">If you're seeing this message, your web browser does not support frames. You would do well to upgrade to one that does- It's probably free! Until then, feel free to link directly to the <a href="main.htm">main body</a> of my page. It doesn't have the cool thingies at the bottom that tell you where to go, but if you try hard enough, you can everything else I've got in The Clog.</h4> <hr> <h3 align="center">What web browser do you use?</h3> <p align="center"><a href="http://www.netscape.com" target="_top">Netscape Navigator</a> or <a href="http://www.microsoft.com" target="_top">Microsoft Internet Explorer</a></p> <h4 align="center">Download the latest version, to enhance your internet experience!</h4> <hr> <p>Some keywords to ensure people can find me: wauwatosa madison wisconsin physics television william mary williamsburg virginia ogg duggar radphi radiative raider badger jlab</p> <p>This page edited by popular demand on: June 23, 2002</p> </body>